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!justin!

Geek of the Month




Welcome!

I hate writing these stupid little introductions every time I update my homepage. Just go away to one of the other pages, don't bother reading this stupid little meaningless bit here, okay?

The Weird Diary-Competition Thingy is finished! Finally! And you'll be glad to learn that Step and I have been preselected for the 1998 Australian IMO Team, so you can expect Weird-Diary Competition Thingy #2 here in August!

But before that, I have the Chupa Chups page to complete. Yes, it's STILL practically empty. This is rather stupid, since the whole point of my homepage in the first place was the Chupa Chups page. So I'm going to do it soon, hopefully. However, there is a Chupa Chups vote form there, so please go there and vote!

Oh yeah, and for those of you who are still in the dark, there is a vast network of secret pages swarming around my homepage. Well, I lie, there are fifteen secret pages. But try and find them anyway, if you're bored. I like secret pages. (Especially try to find the twelfth secret page, which is undoubtedly the funniest! I was in hysterics for ages reading it!)


Send me a message!
Unless it's a stupid annoying message.
Yes, that means GO AWAY NOW, CHRIS.

Do you know how annoying it is when I get an anonymous message from my homepage saying something like, "Er... yeah. Okay! Um. Bye?" If you don't, why not? Anyhow, please put down your name if you're going to send a message. YOUR REAL NAME! Do NOT assume I will know who you are, because I WON'T!

Who are you?


And what's your e-mail address?


And are you:
Male?
Female?
Neither?
Both?

Type a message for me!






Places to go when you're sick of this stupid page

!justin! and �Lisa�'s Purple People Eater This is the second best homepage in the world! Well, it will be, when complete. Please go to our Purple People Eating Homepage and contribute a tree poem or two!
The Lair of the Leftovers Visit this page if you're left handed, love the Phantom and hate tomato sauce! But if you're right handed, have never heard of the Phantom and pour too much tomato sauce on everything, then visit it anyway. Maybe you will see the error of your ways.
Scratch's Homepage "This is ... forget I said that!" says Chris when asked to provide a description of his homepage. A very accurate description, I think.
GeekCity A refuge for all the computer geeks out there like me, created by the geekiest geek of them all! Don't forget to nominate me for the Geek of the Month award!
Dan's Homepage This page is so jocular that I forgive Dan for stealing my secret page idea. Even though it was Step's idea in the first place. Please everyone help me find the secret pages!
Bootsie's Purple Page Purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple.
Ethereal's Homesystem This page has a really cool secret page!! Well, it's actually the stupidest secret page I've ever seen but it's hidden in a really cool way!
Mamie's Homepage Mamie Tong, famed celebrity from Western Australia, has finally put her talents to use and created a homepage. Lots of information about lots of stuff.
The pages of the {potato} This is a friend's homepage. I like it. It's very cool. The best part, of course, is Golden Woman. I wonder whose brilliant mind came up with the concept of Golden Woman.
NORM'S PAGE This is stupid, unless you like pantyhose as much as NORM does.
Ben's Home Page A really huge homepage with heaps of stuff! It has a NeMeSiS shrine, a Bartog page and lots more.



is the number of nice, nice people who have visited my page.
Wait, no it isn't!
It's the number of nice, nice times my page has been visited.
Probably at least 97% of them were by me, though.
Who cares.
It looks impressive.

I should inform you that Angelfire provides its users with the option of editing the counter - that is, making it read whatever they want it too. I must admit, I was very tempted. But I decided not to destroy the integrity of the sacred counter, and left it at its present reading. So you may rest assured that, if I have rigged the reading of this counter, it is only by reloading this page over and over and over again until my computer exploded and I cried.


E-mail ME or your toenails will fall off.


Thanks, {potato}! for helping with all the technical stuff!
Thanks, Norm! for inspiring a Chupa Chup page!
Thanks, Step! for the secret pages idea!
Thanks, Ethereal! for agreeing to plagiarise each other's diary!
Thank you! for visiting my page!


This page was born on the 1st of July, 1997 AD.
And it died on the 12th of January, 2082 AD.
May it rest in peace.










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